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Your therapy practice is in danger!
The problems began last summer with charges that you "interfered" with a patient. Now, with the publication of your latest research paper, Anagrams In Medicine, allegations have grown to ridicule. Calls for your decertification echo throughout the land. Throughout the LAND. You'll surely lose your license in a matter of days—unless you can somehow prove your skills!
How can you stay a doctor?
Well, as it turns out the World Therapist Foundation (WTF) has ruled that a therapist can keep his license if "he or she shows awesome mettle in a test of direct patient assessment." Specifically, WTF has agreed to show you patient profiles, and to stay in business you must quickly identify their behavioral tendencies.
Here's how it works
Before any psychologists can start reviewing patients, they need a few patients to review. That's why all the buttons on this page take you to a sign up form. Why not be one of the first, and become a favorite among the doctors?
These are real people, volunteers from the dating site OkCupid.com. They've all agreed to be your patients, Doctor. FAQ, including privacy questions. Good luck diagnosing.